| Day |
What |
| Sunday |
Vicks: I had a Frenchman behind me shouting "Open z legs"!! |
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Stu: I'm not sure I want to share a room with a leper |
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Ed: Ah, to be sure (Irish accent) |
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Stu: No, a leper |
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Stu on waking in the night: It's 1 o'clock (panicked)! |
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Ed: what in the afternoon? |
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Stu: No, in the morning (still panicked) |
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Ed (looking at watch): No, It's 6:34 |
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Stu: Oh...I've got my watch upside down. |
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| Monday |
Machine to Mat: Never mind, I bet your balls are nice |
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Vicks to Ed: Are you staring longingly at my apples? |
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Alice covering nose, Ed says: Look what you've done to her,
she'll need to see a psychiatrist |
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Mat: no, a plastic surgeon |
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| Tuesday |
Willow: I show my appreciation to my Dad everyday |
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Tim to Willow: You complete me |
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Machine looking at some of the team in a line: I'm
foreseeing a roasting opportunity |
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Machine: So what time did you put me to bed then? |
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| Thursday |
Mat to Stu: It's not the winning, it's the taking part |
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