Strange Boring Mike: I haven't been to Courchevel before. I never realised that there were so many trees.

MH: Yes, and aren't they especially nice with snow on.

Ed Hardy (on being asked which colour underwear, for ladies, he preferred): Red.

Princess (Abo Killer) Smith: Red? That's a bit slutty, isn't it?

Upon which Mat's Sally reveals her red coloured bra.

Tall Sally: Where can I buy some ski boots?

Barman: Yeah Supreme Ski is good.

Princess (Abo Killer) Smith: Yes but they're all arseholes in there.

Pause

Princess (Abo Killer) Smith: You know them?

Barman: Yeah, They're all my mates.

Lewis: Yeah, they were like organ stops.

"My balls have swollen to the size of peas."

Edward Seymour Golding, on a chair lift.